i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
(via radiantasthemockingjay)
i used to be a person but now i’m a blog
(via radiantasthemockingjay)
when dumb people complain about everyone else but them being dumb little bits of my insides explode and parts of me get sucked back into the womb where i will eventually stay until it’s safe to come back out again
holy shit adulthood seems absolutely fucking terrifying
like woah you have to pay your own taxes amd bills, go buy everything you need on your own, aND TONS OF OTHER SHIT I’M REALLY NOT READY FOR ALL OF THIS
(Source: horribletier, via paul-ramon)
remember the time you didn’t think everyone was gay
(via twooping)
-my stepdads response to the naked guy who ate the other guys face (via nintendoggystyle)
(via twooping)
when i listen to fall out boy it has to be so loud i can feel the pop-punk flowing through my veins
(via twooping)
one more photo of miley cyrus walking down the street and i will snap
(Source: xmementomori, via twooping)
nine favorite photos of → mark ruffalo and rdj
↳ requested by anonymous
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